Cardigan Industries:

What would Conrad do?

HAPPENSTANCE: Despite sizeable initial investment, wrong puppet installed atop manufactured Official Opposition, now rendered unviable.

WWCD? Torch bridges, feast upon losses, get the blazes out of this foaming cesspool of rubes.





Checklist • • The Ondaatje Memos • • Martin Amis • • • The Pitch • • Reeders II • • Meet the Reeders • •	The New Pharmacy• • What You’re Made Of • • Things That Happened • • The Drive Home • • How Was Your Flu? • • At the Dawn of the XFL • Twenty Degrees • • A New Vernacular • • How to Cook Soup • • Warning • • • Index • • • Gum • Jokette • • Cardigan Personal Style • Sentence • • •	White House Searches • • Petition • Language Barrier • • Reductionism • • Generation Wha? • • • Blood and Gore-Tex™ • • Rex Murphy • • Infrequent Searches • • Nostradumbass • • O Leah • • Stop the Inanity • • • Conrad Black III • • Conrad Black II • • Conrad Black I • • Russell Smith • •

City of Glass • • One Market Under God • Julian Barnes • • McSweeney’s V • • A Massive Swelling • • Marketing Culture • Book Design in Canada •

• Funny • Serious • Not bad, actually • Too clever x .5