Jan 31

01

JOKES FOR A NEW ECONOMY

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Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Didgeridoo.

Didgeridoo who?

Did you redo that proposal, or will I be firing your slack ass?

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Q. How many content providers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. (Heavy sigh). One.

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This guy walks into a bar and breaks up with his girlfriend. He snaps his phone shut, looks around, and says, “Harsh.” The bartender looks up from his crossword and says, “Harsh.”

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Q. How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Oop, gotta go.

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Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Religious.

Religious who?

Really just trying to get this thing done here, so I’ll talk to you later, okay, Mom?

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This guy walks into the bullpen and says, “Where the fuck is that courier! Did you call or not? Fucking courier shoulda been here half an hour ago!”