Dec 12

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ON A COLD DAY IN CANADA

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Remembering the glow of attention, Andrew Pyper goes back to try on a jacket one more time.

Eyes burning with the fury of a thousand suns, Jan Wong chastises her cowering husband.

In Brandon, Manitoba, Gord looks out the window and decides he’ll just stay in and drink rye sevens.

Ashley MacIsaac smokes a fattie, then goes for a drive.

At a dry cleaner, Michael Enright shouts, “bullshit!”

Moses Znaimer knocks the phone off his desk, and puts on his new leather coat.

Kenneth Whyte spends 30 seconds having a semi-flaccid wank in a stall in the executive men’s room.

Jann Arden scrapes her windshield with a Royal Classic Visa.

Stockwell Day goes for a run, alone.

In Edmonton, Cheryl and Rochelle do each other’s hair.