Nov 5

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UNFINISHED JOKES

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Something about an overwhelmed semiotician in a physician’s office. Ends with, “Doctor, are the signs that bad?”

One about flatulent spawning salmon who break water.

Something about a mayor, always starting new civic projects, who has to drive across town for a dump.

Campaigning politician finds himself at a women’s group luncheon. Punchline about “A gender of respect.”

Scene: prima donna actor in a pornographic film being comforted by his onscreen partner, who offers that everyone will be fast-forwarding through this part anyway.