Cardigan Industries: The Fruits of a Brief Moment of Intense Thought Upon Viewing an Ad for Cappuccino-flavoured Gum

Oct 30

THE FRUITS OF A BRIEF MOMENT OF INTENSE THOUGHT UPON VIEWING AN AD FOR CAPPUCCINO-FLAVOURED GUM

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Helmut’s “of Minnesota” Sauerkraut Toothpaste

Seagram Vodka-Flavoured Gin

Halloween Pancakes Covered in Blood

Sour Formaldehyde Reek of the Drunk Down the Hall Air Freshener

Heinz Highly Regrettable Beans





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