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Oct 19

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A COVER VERSION OF “CUT YOUR HAIR” BY PAVEMENT, INCLUDING A NEW FOURTH VERSE IMPROVISED LATE ONE NIGHT BY THIS WASTED SCOTTISH GUY NAMED FENTON

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Darlin’ don’t you go and cut your hair
Do you think it’s gonna make him change?
“I’m just a boy with a new haircut”
And that’s a pretty nice haircut
Charge it like a puzzle
Hit men wearing muzzles
Hesitate you die
Look around, around
The second drummer drowned
His telephone was found

Music scene is crazy
Bands start up each and every day
I saw another one just the other day
A special new band
I remember lying
I don’t remember a line
I don’t remember a word
But I don’t care, I care
I really don’t care
Did you see the drummer’s hair

Advertising looks and chops a must
No big hair!
Songs mean a lot when songs are bought
And so are you
Face right down to the practice room
Attention and fame’s a career
A career, Korea, Korea

Daaaaaaarlllliiiiiiiningggg
Dahhhrrr...
Kootit heeyar!
Water eww
Ye wee girl’s blouse
Ooooooowaaagggghhh
HEEYARR!

 

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