Aug 26

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THINGS WERE SAID

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“To tell you the truth, the scrambled eggs were a tad more, um, crunchy, than I’m used to.”

“Well, if you did I didn’t read it”

“You bought André a lap dance?”

“200 grams of the black forest, sliced. Not shaved, you know, a bit thicker. Not planks.”

“Great. More multimediocrity”

“Sure, it’s never been easier to create new fonts, but that’s the last thing we need.”

“You don’t get called on your bullshit very often, do you.”