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WHAT WHAT ELSE WOULD CONRAD DO? * * *
HAPPENSTANCE: Feeling older. WWCD? Employ young, attractive columnists to write searchingly unobservant ruminations on la vie urbain. HAPPENSTANCE: Longtime friend caught abusing position of power. WWCD? Get that little shit Frum to tap out some smiling apologia or other. Threaten Whyte with termination, just for a lark. Devour cheese plate, half-bottle of port. HAPPENSTANCE: Co-worker isn’t nice. WWCD? Contemplate the virtues of love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness and temperance, then see to it the rube never works again. |
