Apr 4

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HIGHER LEARNING

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You (that is to say, you who are reading this page) have a scant 48 hours to sign up for the rollicking adventure that is Fundamentals of Design for Print, presented in the clean and modern facilities at Simon Fraser University’ s Harbour Centre Campus, by a representative of Cardigan Industries. Alert! Alert!

In case you did not know, for a reasonable cost, you may spend four Thursday evenings this month with our representative, who will talk and talk and talk on such controversial and compelling topics as:

* Ethical Placement of Ink on Paper
* Responsible Arrangement of Data
* Career Suicide

What is more, there will be:

* Fun things at which to look
* Pretty things to look at
* “Inter-Net” sites to mock
* Witty banter

Your commitment? 8 hours out of 672. Why that’ s a mere .08% of your April! Act today.

Thank you.