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THE GAFFE LIST

The Tally Thus Far

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Snogging complete stranger at midnight on New Years, spilled full glass of cheap champagne on hostess.

Wrote sarcastic responses to editor’s comments on page proofs, upsetting editor greatly.

Reluctantly agreed to submit painfully earnest blurb for publishing workshop brochure. Word ‘typography’ somehow changed to ‘topography’ before 25,000 copies were printed and mailed.

Overcome w. drunken lust, ogled wife of prominent artist in restaurant. Told to stop.

Wrote faintly snide survey of book design for trade journal. Attributed work on exemplary book to wrong designer.

Failed to return 24 phone calls, 47 emails, two letters.

Danced enthusiastically (2x).